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Luv Linen
What is Luv Linen?
Luv Linen is a super
absorbent, waterproof, reusable, washable pad designed to keep your sheets, bed,
furniture and wherever else you may be clean and dry during intimate encounters.
Awesome huh? Especially when you consider how much money we spend on our
furniture, bedding and linens, now you can protect them with confidence.
Why was Luv Linen
created?
Luv Linen was created so
that people everywhere can have the luxury of enjoying the most passionate
encounters ever
without worrying about the mess. We believe that no one should have to
sleep in a wet spot, sleep on a towel or have to change the sheets after a good
nights lovin'. Appreciation, cuddling and feeling good are in order NOT laundry
we know you already have enough work to do.
Why is Luv Linen
unique?
Luv Linen is unique because
it provides protection and peace of mind for love's messy moments. It gives you
permission to enjoy the wettest sex ever and let your love flow without
hesitation. Luv Linen is the ultimate "christening blanket" allowing you to be
adventurous and enjoy making love wherever you desire. Let's face it a towel
doesn't quite do the job does it? Using Luv Linen gives you the freedom to take
your love life to a whole new level. Imagine how free you'll feel to relax and
let your love flow on and on when you know your bed or sofa will be clean and
dry no matter how much passion you enjoy. There's no need to hold back with Luv
Linen. There are no sheets to change, no more ruined towels, sheets or
mattresses and no more wet spots to endure! How awesome is that! It makes for
a wonderful bridal shower gift.
How do I/We use Luv
Linen?
Luv Linen is so easy to use.
Simply lay the soft absorbent side face up (waterproof side down) and
strategically place it on top of sheets, sofa or wherever you're going to be
intimate. Luv Linen will stay where you put it and repositions easily as needed.
After you've had all the wet and wild fun you can handle simply toss Luv Linen
in laundry bin and enjoy your clean dry bed AAAH! What a simple luxury!
How large is Luv
Linen?
Luv Linen is currently
available in two sizes, Large (3' x 45") and Large (3' x 3'). Your mate
will appreciate what you have in mind when you pull back the covers and Luv
Linen is patiently waiting. By the way when is the last time you made love on
the sofa? Even if it's been decades try feeling like a teenager again and go for
it. Having sex regularly keeps you feeling young and the experts say it adds
years to your life. We have even larger sizes coming soon!
How absorbent is
Luv Linen?
Luv Linen is super absorbent
and will absorb hours and hours of OOO's. Luv Linen holds over six cups of
fluid, and don't forget those wonderful lotions and oils we love. While we know
that women are fortunate to experience copious amounts of fluid during orgasm we
are confident that Luv Linen will provide you the utmost protection. Your sheets
and sofa will thank you for thinking of them.
What materials are
used to make Luv Linen?
We are proud to say that Luv
Linen is made right here in the good old USA. Luv Linen is made of three layers
consisting of a soft quilted top sheet made of 80% cotton and 20% polyester or
in some styles 100% polyester, a super absorbent polyester/rayon soaker and a
waterproof pastel green, pink, blue or tan lightly brushed vinyl barrier. Soft,
comfortable, absorbent, waterproof and pretty what a combination who wouldn't
want to take this hot little number to bed.
How do I care for
Luv Linen?
Luv Linen is so easy to care
for. You should always wash Luv Linen before first use. Wash in hot or warm
water and dry on normal setting in dryer or line dry. Do not use excessive
fabric softener as this may reduce absorbency.
What else can I use
Luv Linen for?
Okay, we admit it there are
several other uses for Luv Linen other than loving. Have you ever had a leak
during "that time of the month"? Women have been inconvenienced by this
occurrence since the beginning of time. But now thanks to Luv Linen there's no
need to ruin one more set of sheets. If you have children we're sure there are
times you could use a product like this to help care for them whether it's their
first diaper change, their first night in big kid pants, injury, illness or even
in the car. Our Luv Linen is extremely soft, attractive and versatile for all
members of the family for all ages and reasons including the family pet so you
may want to order more than one.
Do you make
disposable version of Luv Linen?
We also realize that there
are times when a disposable version of Luv Linen would come in most handy which
is why we'd like to introduce you to our disposable
Luv Liners. They have all of the
great benefits of Luv Linen but are disposable. Where was this on my honeymoon?
Not to mention those weekends at my in-laws or that time on the beach!
To Order Your Luv Linen Today!
**A note to our friends up north ~ Standard shipping to U.S. and Canada.**